So I had no voice at work today, and since I work...
I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you!”And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad, grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store, asking random guys if they’d like to be my “true love” so I can get my voice back and stay human.…it was the most adorable, awkward situation I had ever been in. Everyone...
little-einsteins: lotsa-nonsense: Tomorrow is National Kiss Day. Why does this exist? Fuck you all, forever alone. you can kiss me, Danielle <3
shuttupbitchswallow: oh my gosh, i was not expecting the ending! I heard about this!